Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Today's News

The long national nightmare is over. Paris Hilton was released from jail today. She's happy. Her parents are happy. The tabloid people are happy. One person has consented to interview her. Larry King. I often wonder what he was like before he had his lobotomy. Imagine the brain power in the room with Larry and Paris there together. Yeah, I know. I'm too sarcastic.

The Chicago Bears cut Tank Johnson. They should have cut him before the Super Bowl and there was no earthly way he should have been allowed to play. Incredible.

Speaking of the Bears, they are still depending on Rex Grossman. I was at a Super Bowl party filled with Colts fans and everyone cheered whenever Grossman got on the field like something good was coming our way. When your QB is cheered by the other team and the other team is thinking that he might be their real MVP it's time to get nervous and perhaps think about getting a different QB.

Of course Grossman played well against the Giants....

I am legimately excited that the Harry Potter book finale and the 5th movie is coming out.

If David Chase were writing the Harry Potter books here's is how it would end.

Harry would be in the room along with Ron and Hermoine. Snape would be there as would Hagrid. Voldemort would come into the room and....

the next 20 pages of the book would be blank and that would be all.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ha you're so write about the david chase thing.