You Have a Friend in RuAl!

Al Sharpton is suing Rush Limbaugh for defamation over an article that Limbaugh wrote in the Wall Street Journal. Limbaugh is angry at Sharpton for comments Sharpton made while Limbaugh was trying to purchase the Rams. Amazing. This really cannot happen as Rush Limbaugh and Al Sharpton are really the same person, a person named RuAl.

RuAl is a master of disguise and masterful with voices. He is one person in two personas.

One is as a right wing radio talk show and the other is a left wing activist. They are one in the same person, a man named RuAl. Fans of both will find this shocking and find what I am writing to be utterly impossible, but give me some time and open your mind and eyes and you’ll see my point.

First, they both gain and lose weight at the same time. When RuAl is hefty, so is Rush and Al. When RuAl loses weight, they both lose weight at the same time.

Secondly, you’ll notice that you never see the two of them together. Ever. Rush is on the radio, unseen by human eyes most of the time, and Al only shows up when cameras are around for carefully staged events.

Thirdly, you’ll take note that both of them are noted for having monumental egos; their egos are the size of the Grand Canyon. Their hearts, on the other hand, for those who disagree with them, are the size of a dried pea.

Fourth, you’ll noticed that they are absolute friends of ideological purity.

Rush believes that if you agree with him, you are unable to commit a crime. Falsehoods told in the name of right-winged extremism are fine.

War crimes, if you are a right-winger, do not exist. Gang rape? No problem. If you agree with Rush, he’ll back you to the wall. Genocide, no sweat.

You have a friend in Rush, if you agree with him.

Al believes that if you agree with him you are unable to commit a crime? Perpetrate a fraud in the name of left-winged extremism, is not a problem.

Abject corruption and thievery in the name of the left is just fine. Murder, mayhem, and riots, are not a difficulty at all if you abide with his ideology.

You have a friend in Al if you agree with him.

Lastly, they are both racially insensitive to a fault. They are both racists to different races. But, a racist, is a racist, is a racist.

The thing is this. Rush Limbaugh and Al Sharpton are merely personas of one man named RuAl. There is a clear profile of RuAl for people to see.

First is this. RuAl hates people, all people, except himself. When a movie comes out suggesting you take the person you love the most to see it with you, RuAl goes alone. There is no one he really likes, no one he really admires, except himself. He will pay others lip serve and will pretend to care, but he doesn’t. RuAl hates all people.

Secondly, RuAl hates people to the point that he loves seeing people in conflict with one another. He detests all sorts of cooperation or political bi-partisanship because he sees that people are a peace and feeling good about one another. His contempt for people runs so deeply that he lives to sew the seeds of division in others.

Thirdly, he is arrogant, boastful, thin-skinned, and constantly loves the limelight he finds himself in. He so longs to be the center of attention he has created two personas for himself that he can be with left wingers and right wingers and always be the most extreme person there, and always be the center of attention.

Fourth, he has a sincere religious conviction. He longs for people to worship him. When he speaks of God as ‘other’ he crosses his fingers behind his back. It is he, RuAl, who longs to be worshiped, glorified, and admired.

Lastly, RuAl has one true love beside himself. He loves money. He will or do anything for money. He will say anything for money. He will honor anyone for money. It doesn’t matter the person’s ideological viewpoint because RuAl has a persona to accommodate.

Now one persona is going to sue the other persona to attract more attention and somehow have the ability to transfer assets from one persona to another.

This is all good news. If you are an ideological extremist of any sort, you have a friend in RuAl. As long as you agree with either of his personas, as long as you buy, hook, line, and sinker, everything he’s about, either persona, he will defend you to the max.

The persona of Rush will trumpet you on the radio; the persona of Al will show up with an entourage and preach your cause to the crowds and the televison cameras. No matter who you are on the fringe, you have a friend in RuAl.