Random Thoughts

Tom Glavine was set to win game number 300. And it all rested on the right arm of Guillermo Mota. Guillermo Mota? He who has an ERA higher than the Dow Jones?

Guillermo Mota? Ugh.

Robin Roberts has breast cancer and we do need to keep her in our thoughts and prayers. Robin Roberts is one of the finest people on TV. She replaced another one of the finest people on TV, Charlie Gibson, when he very deservedly became the anchor of the ABC Evening News. He has quietly moved into the number one slot.

Dick Cheney told Larry King that he hasn't made any mistakes. This was after a very well thought out, articulate question from Larry King. I must confess, King knocked me over with the question, I very much underestimated him. But we can all rest easier now knowing that Cheney is perfect and obviously things are going as planned. It's funny because both Bush and Cheney have decreed that they haven't made any mistakes. This means the response to Katrina was, as planned. The war in Iraq has gone, as planned. The Harriet Miers nomination went as planned. Etc.

Nicole Richey has proclaimed that the father of her baby to be is a rocker, Joel Madden. I was really holding out for Frederic Von Anhalt.

Rumor has it that Paris Hilton is going to get cut off, financially, from her grandfather. This means that she'll have to make a living using her, ahem, talent. What can I say?

The sad thing about Lindsay Lohan is that this gal actually does have talent. She has been quite good in several movies that she's made and can sing reasonably well. She can act and she can sing and had a bright career ahead of her. Now.

Speaking of Lindsay, I heard that in addition to her ankle alcohol detecting device she has a nose piercing that is really a coke detecting device.

I sure do feel relieved that Dick Cheney hasn't made any mistakes. I bet that he wouldn't have brought in Guillermo Mota to protect the lead.