Frederic Von Anhalt

Frederic Von Anhalt is in the news again. He is Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband who recently claimed that he was the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. He wasn't.

Recently he said that he was stripped, robbed and left naked in his Rolls Royce by three women.

Frederic Von Anhalt called police around 10 a.m. Thursday to say he'd been driving near the Bel Air Country Club when he was flagged down by three women in a white Chrysler convertible with Florida plates, said Los Angeles Police Department spokesman Kevin Maiberger.

Von Anhalt said he thought the three women wanted to pose for a photograph with him, but when he started talking to them, one of them pushed a gun into his neck.

Recently there have been reports that Britney Spears might be pregnant again. I suspect that Frederic Von Anhalt will take the credit for this.

Oh, and Nicole Richey may be pregnant. Frederic Von Anhalt probably has stated that he is the father.

Of course, Lindsay Lohan was found with cocaine in her pants pocket. Like most people she doesn't have a clue whose pants she is wearing on any given day. (Duh!)

I, however, do believe her. The pants belong to Frederic Von Anhalt.