Some Helpful Hints

It's funny. No one ever comments. Oh well.

I have two helpful hints for people. I love being helpful.

First, do you love to cook but tend to be a klutz? Afraid to cut yourself while chopping those veggies?

Here's a helpful hint. Have someone else hold the food in place for you so that you are free to chop away and not have to worry about cutting yourself.

Secondly, people often find themselves sitting in church or sitting in the movie theater and they develop cough. And they don't want to cough and don't know a good cough suppression methods.

Here's a helpful hint. Drink a quart of prune juice. You'll be too terrified to cough.

You're welcome in advance for these helpful hints.